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random thoughts on a week of "Paying Attention"
PART ONE: I hate Hillary
politics :: Sunday, June 8 2008
I wouldn't "give" Hillary anything but the White House kitchen, except she's not skinny enough nor fat enough to be in charge of food. Can't eat that healthy--her face says "cheeseburger; but's that just it, too--her face also doesn't say "BBQ". from an email sent to me this morning: The only "hope" I have now is that he's just saying what he needs to to appease the most powerful lobby in the country (world?), and that... MORE >>
snarko!s Endorsements for March 4 Texas Primary Election
STRONGEST going to Henry, Thompson, and Maxey, for the people who know I do this crowd
politics :: Sunday, February 17 2008
Screw the Chronicle. Well, not entirely. Lemme give you--I KNOW these people--up first my STRONG DISAGREEMENTS: PRESIDENT: ANYONE BUT HILLARY. I don't care if you vote for a rock. I'm personally writing in "None of the Above" as candidate. Their endorsement of Obama's "okay"; I won't hate you for it. STATE HOUSE DISTRICT 46: BRIAN THOMPSON. What, are they NUTS?! No, this ISN'T a "close-call between progressives". Dawna's... MORE >>
Teeth: Doomed to be Cult Classic
Black-Comedy/Horror that Delivers
musings :: Tuesday, February 5 2008
This is gonna be a hard sell. Are you one of those people who normally only chuckles once in a while, and starve for more intelligent humor than a fart joke? YOUR MOVIE. As long as you also aren't so uppity or skweemy you can't watch horror. But on that scale, I'd have to call TEETH really low. This is the best black-comedy I've seen in ages, but hard to recommend blindly, due to complexity of story and intelligence... MORE >>
23 Goddess Sermon on Landslides
giornale :: Monday, January 21 2008
It's a lot harder to cheat a landslide than a narrow margin. Please y'all, create a landslide!!! Envision the snowball and push that little ball of snow in your hands down the fucking hill!!! Throw it with all your might!!! Gods, goddesses, priests, priestesses, let us all turn our heads to the epicenter that is all, the Pentagon, and pray: PFFLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIF! PLIF! PLIF! PLIF! I ain't got time for the usual rigamorale,... MORE >>
I Need a Kleenex
the real snarko's identity crisis
giornale :: Sunday, December 30 2007
I feel like a box of Kleenex. Or a pair of Levi's. Or a Bikini. Proper Nouns all reduced to common nouns. So I go online trying to write a blog based on several articles I've previously written, to find I'm an ADJECTIVE. How would you like to be reduced to an adjective? Snarko, snark, snarky. One fan used to call me snarkolicious; I liked that. But these people do not know who I am. I am the one and only, the original,... MORE >>
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