23 Goddess Sermon on Landslides
posted by snarko on Monday, January 21 2008
It's a lot harder to cheat a landslide than a narrow margin. Please y'all, create a landslide!!! Envision the snowball and push that little ball of snow in your hands down the fucking hill!!! Throw it with all your might!!!
Gods, goddesses, priests, priestesses, let us all turn our heads to the epicenter that is all, the Pentagon, and pray:
PFFLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIF! PLIF! PLIF! PLIF!
I ain't got time for the usual rigamorale, and neither do you. Do not fear them that is their weapon. You fucking throw that Snowball.
The Snowball DOES have a chance in Hell, so long as you throw it hard and fast enough.
The Devil simply hates cold, and will tell you otherwise to prevent you from smacking him when you should. He's LYING. Hit him with the snowball. Hit him hard. You got that?!
HAVE COURAGE. Do not let the bullies whose mommies and daddies wipe their butts for them have power over you. You are unique, needed, powerful, like look--all they do is whine and they get their way.
WHINE LOUDER.
It seriously works. Do not be "nice" when blood is on the line. You are not a jerk for screaming "I'm not okay for this blood." You are
A HUMAN BEING. You're a human. A human.
Let me remind you: you're a human being. You let your brothers and sisters go down: you're next.
Don't let robots and computers and "statistics" decide your life. You go there and be Human.
It's all we can do to save Humanity. You vote. You uphold. You stand for your sisters and brothers.
You REPRESENT. REPRESENT, or you are spit. A cog. Don't go there.
And so is your entire life.
REPRESENT. You hear me?!
And there is nothing wrong with losing your cause. Nothing. You are respected. There is only SHAME in not fighting in the first place.
You cannot win if you don't play. Play it. HARD.