politics Archive for October 2007

SSP 2008: snarko!s Senseless Presidential Poll

posted by snarko on Monday, October 8 2007

you'll be amused/amazed!

This is NOT an online poll. You MUST take it to the street, or it doesn't work. It actually serves as an icebreaker/pickup line if need be.

I just ask if you do this, please send me your responses and location. Cuz I'm obviously only polling Austin, as that's my "street".

Da question (DO NOT JUDGE ANSWERS and make sure they realize this isn't an intelligence test): "WHO is running for President?" Not choice, just WHO?! No party mention. Nothing. Just who?

SECOND question (optional but must be second): "Are you planning to vote?" Again, don't ask opinion. Yes or no only.

The answers are not what you think. It's truly fun.

SEND ME YOUR ANSWERS I'm doing a collective street poll.

One higher-up answer when I do it is, "That guy from uh, Arizona? No, New Mexico. Him." Count it. As that.

Also count people named who aren't running; you'll get a lot of them.

The second question is fun, as I've quickly learned people NOT planning to vote can rattle off more names than those who are voting. Yeah, scary, but do it and send me your responses.